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Hi, I'm Tim.

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Trust me… or don’t. I’m getting paid either way.

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I became a financial planner after realizing I could make a living giving advice I wouldn’t personally follow. Stocks, insurance, annuities—I pitch whatever has the best kickback, not necessarily what’s best for you. Honestly, I don’t even check half the portfolios I manage. Most clients don’t notice… and if they do? Well, that’s what fine print and signature pages are for.

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I’ve been “repositioned” from three firms, but I’m still standing—because I know how to sell. And that’s all this business is: sales. You think I’m building your future? I’m buying mine—one commission check at a time.

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If you're looking for warm fuzzies and retirement dreams, I’m not your guy. But if you're not reading this bio closely, we might just do business anyway.

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